"Excuse me," said the witch. "Are you the new king or are you the boy?"
"They said you asked them to send me first," said Brian. "Can't you see for yourself?"
"No," said the witch. "I can't see very well at all." The pupils of the witch's eyes were pink. "Give me your hand. No, your finger's too puny. Six weeks in the cage will fatten you up."
"You can't eat me," said Brian. "That's cannibalism."
"Eating you don't make me a cannibal," she said. "I'm a witch. Eating you makes me a carnivore."
"Release the boy, Little Eva," said Mimbleshaw. "He is a guest of the King."
"What?" she said. "We're letting the filthy little beast run loose in my kitchen and we ain't even going to cook him?"
"I share your outrage," said Mimbleshaw. "I am writing an opera."
"Your Majesty," said the witch. "I strongly recommend you reconsider eating the boy. This island has no human population. Children have to be shipped in if we are to dine on them."
"Sacre bleu," said Spot. "The children must be shipped in? How can this be? Fire up the grill."
"Hey," said Brian.
"Oh ho ho," said Spot. "You mean Monsieur le Brian? No, no. Put down the skillet. Boil not the oil. Cook not Monsieur le Brian. So I may continue to splash and laugh on him as he gives the bath. We have the relationship, you see."
Gentle Reader, should you find yourself alone in the company of riff-raff — such as witches, insolent chimps, and the dogs they serve — pray. Pray to keep safe Heaven's lost children, from what they know of how things are.